thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

emil:

hello tumblr i had a dream about a cat that everyone loved named Soupy so i wanted to draw her for you

Reblog if you love Soupy lets make a dream come true <3

depraved-lover:

Perverted subs aren’t talked about enough. Dumb little whores who fantasize about being manhandled and treated like nothing more than a fuckdoll. Whining about wanting to be bent over and fucked till you’re drooling, completely unprompted. Constantly thinking about filth.

thefrenchpaws:

she’s trying really hard to be a good flower girl too

jovemcarioca:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

they tapped up the “décor” sign up because according to them the skeleton is named décor and the one underneath him is his husband. also worth noting that they found 2 dollars in there the other day

FVGBH;SXDCFVGNJNFKLEOI45UT6Y

jumpingjacktrash:

nearlycanuck:

jumpingjacktrash:

if you’re staring down that looming heat wave and you don’t have ac, or your ac can’t keep up:

put your feet in a tub of water.

just regular tapwater. if you don’t have a bucket or washtub you can use, run a few inches in the bathtub and pull up a chair to the side of it.

this got me through a summer in a sunbaked attic apartment with no AC, in minneapolis, where highs in the 90s are pretty much guaranteed for at least a couple weeks every summer. it was at LEAST 110 in that apartment every day of that hot stretch. i cannot overstate how much soaking your feet helps.

you can also fill a plant mister from the cold tap and mist yourself.

Another tip if you need just a quick, brief cooldown - run your wrists under cold water! This saved my ass working in a hot haunted house in the Midwest when summer decided to bugger off late some years. Also, plenty of popsicles!

oh yeah, rinsing your hands/wrists is a big help. i learned to just do that as a matter of habit while doing yardwork, even if i don’t feel too hot yet – just run the hose over my hands and forearms every so often in between tasks. turns lawnmowing from ‘guaranteed heatstroke’ to ‘pretty tolerable’.

oh, which reminds me – don’t wait until you’re Suffering to do cool-down things. drink before you’re panting from thirst. get into the shade before you feel sunburny. get ahead of it! prevention is the name of the game!

vampirbf:

what if we kissed on the broom (and we’re both cats)

haydenpanettieres:

BROOKE DAVIS in every episode One Tree Hill:
↪ 2.15 "Unopened Letter to the World"

romcommunist:

front facing camera be like: heres you (derogatory)